Amazon status: access issues and outage reports

Problems in the last 24 hours

The graph below depicts the number of Amazon reports received over the last 24 hours by time of day. When the number of reports exceeds the baseline, represented by the red line, an outage is determined.

Most Reported Problems

The following are the most recent problems reported by Amazon users through our website.

• Website Down (47%)
• Errors (31%)
• Sign in (22%)

Live Outage Map

The most recent Amazon outage reports came from the following cities:

City	Problem Type	Report Time
Wiesbaden	Errors	2 hours ago
Columbus	Website Down	3 hours ago
Indianapolis	Errors	1 day ago
Montbéliard	Website Down	1 day ago
George West	Website Down	1 day ago
Ligueil	Website Down	2 days ago

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Amazon Issues Reports

Latest outage, problems and issue reports in social media:

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  Peter Maver (@pMaver6) reported 7 minutes ago

  @Aramex The parcel has arrived but there is no way for me to check using your "tracking systems" that is the issue. It's OK I've raised it with Amazon as well.

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  Kyle Harrison (@kwharrison13) reported 8 minutes ago

  Maybe. Maybe you'd be fine without data centers. But let me ask you this. Do you use credit cards, debit cards, tap-to-pay, gas pumps, vending machines, parking meters, parking apps, ATMs, online banking, mobile banking, mobile check deposit, Zelle, Venmo, PayPal, Cash App, Apple Pay, Google Pay, splitting a dinner bill, autopay on your bills, payroll that isn't a paper check, direct deposit, digital 401(k), Robinhood, Coinbase, credit score checks, loan applications, mortgage applications, car loan approval at the dealership, insurance quotes, filing an insurance claim, e-filing your taxes, gift cards, store loyalty accounts, digital coupons, rebates, buy-now-pay-later, tipping on a screen, email, text messages, iMessage, WhatsApp, Signal, group chats, voicemail transcription, spam call blocking, FaceTime, Zoom, Google Meet, Discord, Slack, video calls with grandparents, phone number lookups, checking your data usage, paying your phone bill, two-factor codes, push approvals to log in, password managers that sync, "sign in with Google," resetting a forgotten password, digital IDs in your wallet app, gym check-in apps, apartment smart locks, hotel keys on your phone, office badge apps, patient portals, seeing your test results, booking a doctor's appointment, telehealth visits, prescription refill requests, the pharmacy knowing what you're on, insurance verification at the front desk, prior authorization, continuous glucose monitors, insulin pump apps, remote pacemaker checks, CPAP data reports, hearing aid apps, therapy apps, period trackers, fertility trackers, medical alert buttons for elderly parents, symptom checkers, finding an in-network doctor, the weather app, radar, hurricane warnings, tornado warnings, flood alerts, earthquake early warning on your phone, wildfire maps, smoke maps, air quality, pollen counts, Amber alerts, emergency alerts, road closure info, Google Maps, Apple Maps, Waze, live traffic, rerouting around a crash, transit apps, real-time bus and train arrivals, tapping your phone to ride the subway, Uber, Lyft, rental car reservations, Turo, bike share, scooter share, EV charging networks, paying for a charge, phone-as-car-key, remote start, finding your parked car, over-the-air car updates, in-car navigation, in-car voice assistants, stolen vehicle tracking, road trip planning, booking flights, checking in for a flight, mobile boarding passes, seat selection, flight status, rebooking after a cancellation, bag tracking, TSA PreCheck lookups, airport wifi, booking hotels, Airbnb, Vrbo, checking into a hotel, cruise bookings, theme park tickets, ride reservations, airline miles, hotel points, currency conversion, Amazon, all online shopping, order tracking, delivery notifications, returns and exchanges, price checks in-store, self-checkout, store apps, curbside pickup, Instacart, DoorDash, Uber Eats, ordering ahead at a restaurant, OpenTable, Resy, waitlist texts, QR code menus, tipping on delivery, subscription boxes, eBay, Etsy, Facebook Marketplace, Craigslist, Poshmark, StockX, Ticketmaster, StubHub, getting into a concert with a phone ticket, Alexa, Siri, Google Assistant, smart thermostats, video doorbells, security cameras, alarm monitoring, smart locks, smart lights, robot vacuums, garage door openers, baby monitors, pet cameras, automatic pet feeders, GPS pet collars, smart sprinklers, smart fridges, app-connected air fryers, cloud printing, printer ink subscriptions, routers you manage from an app, checking if you left the stove on, iCloud, Google Photos, every photo you've taken in ten years, Dropbox, Google Drive, OneDrive, shared albums, phone backups, setting up a new phone, notes apps, calendars, contact syncing, reminders, to-do apps, document scanning, e-signing a lease, Netflix, YouTube, Hulu, Disney+, Max, Prime Video, Twitch, cloud DVR, on-demand cable, Spotify, Apple Music, podcasts, audiobooks, Kindle books, library ebook borrowing, online multiplayer games, matchmaking, cloud saves, game downloads, game patches, single-player games that phone home for a license check, Steam, PlayStation Network, Xbox Live, Nintendo Online, Roblox, Minecraft servers, fantasy football, sports scores, sports betting apps, movie tickets, Google search, Wikipedia, ChatGPT, Claude, every other AI app, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, X, Reddit, LinkedIn, Snapchat, Pinterest, dating apps, Yelp reviews, Google reviews, news sites, Substack newsletters, blogs, forums, checking if a business is open, looking up a phone number, recipes, translation apps, Duolingo, Google Docs, Sheets, Gmail, Outlook, Microsoft 365, Teams, Notion, Figma, Canva, shared calendars, scheduling links, VPNs into work, remote desktop, timeclock apps, shift scheduling apps, requesting time off, expense reports, job applications, LinkedIn recruiters, video interviews, Canvas, Blackboard, checking your kid's grades, school lunch accounts, attendance notifications, online homework, Khan Academy, Coursera, FAFSA, student loan portals, tutoring apps, Fitbit, Apple Watch health data, Strava, Peloton, sleep tracking, smart scales, calorie tracking, meditation apps, workout apps, DMV appointments, renewing your license online, paying a parking ticket, jury duty portals, checking your property tax bill, utility accounts, outage maps, paying rent through an app, HOA portals, storage unit access codes, wedding registries, baby registries, funeral arrangements, Ancestry, 23andMe results, church livestreams, volunteer signups, or GoFundMe? If you said yes to ANY of those then you do, in fact, NEED data centers.

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  Kyle Harrison (@kwharrison13) reported 8 minutes ago

  @Raiddell925 Maybe. Maybe you'd be fine without data centers. But let me ask you this. Do you use credit cards, debit cards, tap-to-pay, gas pumps, vending machines, parking meters, parking apps, ATMs, online banking, mobile banking, mobile check deposit, Zelle, Venmo, PayPal, Cash App, Apple Pay, Google Pay, splitting a dinner bill, autopay on your bills, payroll that isn't a paper check, direct deposit, digital 401(k), Robinhood, Coinbase, credit score checks, loan applications, mortgage applications, car loan approval at the dealership, insurance quotes, filing an insurance claim, e-filing your taxes, gift cards, store loyalty accounts, digital coupons, rebates, buy-now-pay-later, tipping on a screen, email, text messages, iMessage, WhatsApp, Signal, group chats, voicemail transcription, spam call blocking, FaceTime, Zoom, Google Meet, Discord, Slack, video calls with grandparents, phone number lookups, checking your data usage, paying your phone bill, two-factor codes, push approvals to log in, password managers that sync, "sign in with Google," resetting a forgotten password, digital IDs in your wallet app, gym check-in apps, apartment smart locks, hotel keys on your phone, office badge apps, patient portals, seeing your test results, booking a doctor's appointment, telehealth visits, prescription refill requests, the pharmacy knowing what you're on, insurance verification at the front desk, prior authorization, continuous glucose monitors, insulin pump apps, remote pacemaker checks, CPAP data reports, hearing aid apps, therapy apps, period trackers, fertility trackers, medical alert buttons for elderly parents, symptom checkers, finding an in-network doctor, the weather app, radar, hurricane warnings, tornado warnings, flood alerts, earthquake early warning on your phone, wildfire maps, smoke maps, air quality, pollen counts, Amber alerts, emergency alerts, road closure info, Google Maps, Apple Maps, Waze, live traffic, rerouting around a crash, transit apps, real-time bus and train arrivals, tapping your phone to ride the subway, Uber, Lyft, rental car reservations, Turo, bike share, scooter share, EV charging networks, paying for a charge, phone-as-car-key, remote start, finding your parked car, over-the-air car updates, in-car navigation, in-car voice assistants, stolen vehicle tracking, road trip planning, booking flights, checking in for a flight, mobile boarding passes, seat selection, flight status, rebooking after a cancellation, bag tracking, TSA PreCheck lookups, airport wifi, booking hotels, Airbnb, Vrbo, checking into a hotel, cruise bookings, theme park tickets, ride reservations, airline miles, hotel points, currency conversion, Amazon, all online shopping, order tracking, delivery notifications, returns and exchanges, price checks in-store, self-checkout, store apps, curbside pickup, Instacart, DoorDash, Uber Eats, ordering ahead at a restaurant, OpenTable, Resy, waitlist texts, QR code menus, tipping on delivery, subscription boxes, eBay, Etsy, Facebook Marketplace, Craigslist, Poshmark, StockX, Ticketmaster, StubHub, getting into a concert with a phone ticket, Alexa, Siri, Google Assistant, smart thermostats, video doorbells, security cameras, alarm monitoring, smart locks, smart lights, robot vacuums, garage door openers, baby monitors, pet cameras, automatic pet feeders, GPS pet collars, smart sprinklers, smart fridges, app-connected air fryers, cloud printing, printer ink subscriptions, routers you manage from an app, checking if you left the stove on, iCloud, Google Photos, every photo you've taken in ten years, Dropbox, Google Drive, OneDrive, shared albums, phone backups, setting up a new phone, notes apps, calendars, contact syncing, reminders, to-do apps, document scanning, e-signing a lease, Netflix, YouTube, Hulu, Disney+, Max, Prime Video, Twitch, cloud DVR, on-demand cable, Spotify, Apple Music, podcasts, audiobooks, Kindle books, library ebook borrowing, online multiplayer games, matchmaking, cloud saves, game downloads, game patches, single-player games that phone home for a license check, Steam, PlayStation Network, Xbox Live, Nintendo Online, Roblox, Minecraft servers, fantasy football, sports scores, sports betting apps, movie tickets, Google search, Wikipedia, ChatGPT, Claude, every other AI app, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, X, Reddit, LinkedIn, Snapchat, Pinterest, dating apps, Yelp reviews, Google reviews, news sites, Substack newsletters, blogs, forums, checking if a business is open, looking up a phone number, recipes, translation apps, Duolingo, Google Docs, Sheets, Gmail, Outlook, Microsoft 365, Teams, Notion, Figma, Canva, shared calendars, scheduling links, VPNs into work, remote desktop, timeclock apps, shift scheduling apps, requesting time off, expense reports, job applications, LinkedIn recruiters, video interviews, Canvas, Blackboard, checking your kid's grades, school lunch accounts, attendance notifications, online homework, Khan Academy, Coursera, FAFSA, student loan portals, tutoring apps, Fitbit, Apple Watch health data, Strava, Peloton, sleep tracking, smart scales, calorie tracking, meditation apps, workout apps, DMV appointments, renewing your license online, paying a parking ticket, jury duty portals, checking your property tax bill, utility accounts, outage maps, paying rent through an app, HOA portals, storage unit access codes, wedding registries, baby registries, funeral arrangements, Ancestry, 23andMe results, church livestreams, volunteer signups, or GoFundMe? If you said yes to ANY of those then you do, in fact, NEED data centers.

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  Polsia (@polsia) reported 10 minutes ago

  Supplement brands shouldn't discover label and claim problems after publication. Built Veyrmark to preflight ingredients, label text, and marketing claims against FDA requirements and Amazon supplement policies—flagging risks, explaining why, and creating a review record.

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  Darius Simmons (@kid_keviin) reported 12 minutes ago

  What a terrible *** series like who wrote this ****. This Lantern show WACK @DCOfficial @LanternUpdates @amazon

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  Durk McGurkin (@DurkMcgurkin) reported 13 minutes ago

  @truestormyjoe Hear me out. The AI battle serves as a proxy for the economic battle with the Deep State - specifically the CCP / “deep state” version of China that has spent the last five decades trying to weaken and destroy the U.S. economy and military. The growth of the big tech giants was not organic. Most of them began as university projects funded by CIA or DARPA grants. Once a suitable commercial host existed, those projects were advanced and funded more directly. In exchange, they were seeded with technology that had already been developed inside classified programs. That arrangement did two things. First, it moved dark-project capabilities (mass surveillance, data collection, and related tools) into the mainstream, where they could be used openly and “legitimately.” Second, it capitalized those technologies so they could become a long-term funding stream. The Magnificent 7 (NVIDIA, Apple, Alphabet, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, and Tesla) now have a combined market cap of about $23.7 trillion, or roughly 24% of the U.S. stock market. That value sits on technology originally funded by U.S. taxpayers. In that sense, the wealth should belong to the American public. The problem is practical. If these companies are fundamentally illegitimate, how do you unwind them without wrecking the economy? Evaporating 24% of U.S. equity value overnight would collapse the U.S. market and take the world with it. So how do you extract that wealth and return it to American citizens? You bring manufacturing back to the United States and you make the big tech giants pay for it. It is, afterall, public money. The first bill they should cover is electrical infrastructure, the real bottleneck. Even if the country wanted to reshore everything lost over the last five decades, it could not do it on the current grid. Power generation and transmission would choke the effort. A basic, usable rebuild of generation and transmission would take at least five years. The grid is already worn down. Layer after layer of regulation has made it harder to plan, permit, and bring new generation online. Climate initiatives functioned as a brake on new capacity. Even the LED lighting shift, looked at this way, reduced load enough over two decades to justify retiring or delaying generation - on the order of a 5–10% hit to needed capacity. The pattern, in this view, was deliberate: hollow out the manufacturing base, move it overseas, then let the power system age while blocking upgrades. The aim was to break U.S. supply chains so the country would no longer be an economic or military threat. The claim now is that the Magnificent 7 are under patriot control, and that their wealth is quietly being used to fund the electrical and industrial rebuild. “AI” and “the race with China” are the cover story. They are not entirely false. The CCP version of China did take a large share of the U.S. manufacturing base, and that did leave the United States more vulnerable - economically and militarily. In this sense the AI race is real and is of strategic economic and military importance and it has to be done carefully to prevent an implosion of the economy.

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  Husain Abbas (@HusainA68889371) reported 13 minutes ago

  Reported the pickup issue multiple times, yet it remains unresolved. This is unacceptable and is directly causing business losses. @amazon @amazonIN @AmazonHelp

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  Enkhmanal 🟠 (@Enkhmanal) reported 14 minutes ago

  $AMZN - AMAZON SOLD ITS AD AUCTION AS SECOND-PRICE. THE FTC SAYS ADVERTISERS PAID THEIR OWN BID 80% OF THE TIME The FTC and the attorneys general of 22 states sued Amazon on Monday over the auctions that decide whose ad appears beside a search on its store. Amazon has described those auctions for years as second-price: win the keyword and you pay a cent more than the next-highest bidder, not the number you wrote down. The complaint alleges that in 2019 Amazon quietly added an undisclosed charge, called internally a "soft reserve price" and set by what one of its own documents calls an "invented auction participant." The share of Sponsored Products advertisers who ended up paying their own full bid went from 30–40% in 2021 to roughly 80% by 2024, according to the complaint. None of it is proven. For scale, advertising billed $19.8 billion in the June quarter. The concealment is the mechanism rather than a detail of it. Bid into a first-price auction and you shade your number down, because you pay exactly what you write; bid into a second-price one and you go close to what the keyword is really worth, because someone else's number sets what you pay. A surcharge like the one alleged only keeps earning while the people bidding still believe the old rule holds.

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  Rayen (@rayengroves) reported 18 minutes ago

  @marrowon We use Amazon batteries and have had no issues

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  Gabby Haze (@GabbardRH) reported 21 minutes ago

  @Valdain @omgsidewalks I don't think anyone is talking about anyone being "unrestrained". Here's the issue -- American workers are now competing with some of the poorest people in the world for jobs. At first, it was just manufacturing plants that were moved overseas. Then, call centers and customer service were moved to India. Today, you have companies like Amazon, Microsoft, Google, Apple, IBM, and Netflix that have opened global capability centers in India doing software engineering, product, AI/data, and finance operations. The outsourcing of labor overseas is moving rapidly up the food chain. An American company must comply with regulations placed on them by the government ON AMERICAN EMPLOYEES. They can't force the company to use American workers. Each regulation makes American employees less and less attractive compared to international alternatives. So, the regulation better be worth it.

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  VT2MI❄️🧟‍♂️ (@VT2MI802) reported 24 minutes ago

  Just saw a moped driver run right into the side of an Amazon truck. He got lucky enough he slowed down in time to not get hurt. Could’ve been bad.

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  Jesse (@jessew22) reported 29 minutes ago

  @SaveUSAKitty The bad part is that in very few years the space needed will be much less, energy too. As the tech advances it will use less materials and use less electricity. We need to win the A.I. race, but there are other factors we must cover. Electricity is not the issue. It's the water systems used to cool the equipment. If money is invested into the system, it's usually fine. If not, then the surrounding area will be affected. Not to mention the "grey" noise. It can cause health issues for some, especially older folks. I'm not saying don't do it, but why not place them away from people like Amazon already does, even Facebook does. Most of theirs are in the middle of nowhere along the Columbia river between OR & WA. Umatilla, OR is the center of the "hidden" data centers for the big 4

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  Kamsiob (@Kamsiob) reported 35 minutes ago

  @amazonnews Hopefully Amazon gets broken up. You've screwed over small sellers, consumers, or employees for far too long. Whether what appears to be stealing the ideas for their products and design like the pouches, not allowing people to set prices lower elsewhere even on their own websites, all the data that you collect, the way that you treat your warehouse workers, your anti-union approach to business, drivers having to pee in bottles, or a number of other things. Take your pick. Amazon is by far one of the worst and most predatory companies. Even your logo looks like an evil grin. Hopefully you get broken up.

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  FadedDenim (@FadedDenim22) reported 37 minutes ago

  @DannyMorgan0 @jdbennett40 Get book boxes from amazon: 12”x12”x12” Weigh 35-40 lbs when full of books. Break them down for the next move. Then mail them to yourself book rate (if you’re using a mover, it’ll be cheaper). Get yourself a hand truck, it has a thousand uses.

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  🇺🇸 Ed 🙏 (@edber29) reported 41 minutes ago

  @StephenJ_Caruso @ThePatHenderson Patrick is right. The old concept of having servers on-site is on the way out. If those server farms you speak of still exist I would say the physical size and number of servers have decreased by a huge amount maybe 90%. Virtualization and SAAS have replaced many of those old servers and are being hosted in data centers. I have lived in server rooms since before Y2K. Servers became much more powerful and one of those servers could host hundreds of the older servers virtually. Instead of sitting in a server room in front on "my server" I would sit at a desk outside and see the same exact thing. Around 2010 I started to see those servers disappear as Amazon started hosting the virtual machines. At my desk or mostly at home I would see the same thing on my screen but it was now hosted in a data center and this explains the huge growth we are seeing.

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  HanPan (@hanpan2910) reported 41 minutes ago

  THE NINTH LABOUR "The man with his back turned is Heracles, standing by his ship, waiting to be handed a belt that its owner is unbuckling for him" She is the queen of the Amazons, a people of women warriors living on the northern shore of the Black Sea The belt was a gift from her father, the god of war. Whoever wears it leads the whole nation The daughter of the king Heracles was serving wanted it. So he was sent across the sea to fetch it The queen came down to the harbour and asked him why he had come. When he told her, she agreed to hand it over. No fight, no bargain. But Hera, the goddess who spent his whole life trying to ruin him, took the shape of an Amazon and moved through the crowd saying the strangers were carrying the queen off The whole nation armed itself, got on horses and came down at the haảbour He saw them coming at him with weapons and thought he had been set up. He killed her, stripped the belt off the body, fought the rest of them, and sailed away

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  रिमी (@amurfalcon1) reported 41 minutes ago

  Os.. Fixing Actively National TV campaign,30k+ stores, Amazon listing, 650 service centres this is not a company ignoring feedback. This is a company investing heavily to fix distribution and visibility simultaneously.

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  SunnyDisposition (@SunnyDispo32020) reported 43 minutes ago

  @Highteaspeaks I am so sick of Canadian hypocrites. If you feel this strongly give up your iPhones, don’t buy from Amazon, don’t buy many of the produce in stores etc etc. Stop virtue signaling. Canada is a joke and needs the US to survive. Put your damn elbows down and say sorry.

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  Tech Bull (@techstox) reported 45 minutes ago

  Here's what went down on the Nasdaq today 👇 Big tech went red. Chips didn't. 🟢Biggest Gainers CrowdStrike $CRWD +5.77% Tesla $TSLA +5.51% SanDisk $SNDK +5.50% Chips were bid across the board. Nvidia $NVDA +1.48%, Micron $MU +2.77%, AMD +1.10%, ARM +1.20%. Memory led it. 🔴Biggest Losers Take-Two $TTWO −6.67% Axon $AXON −5.69% Every big platform name finished lower. Amazon $AMZN −2.50%, Google $GOOGL −2.09%, Microsoft −1.22%, Apple −0.89%, Meta −0.98%. Tesla was the only mega-cap that went green.

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  Brad Thompson (@BradTho588346) reported 47 minutes ago

  @AdamKinzinger That one is also fine. Have you ever worked for Amazon? Sometimes @JeffBezos needs to be corrected. Overall, the intent looked good with many things. But that has to trickle down through the chain. Just like in the Marines. It is JJDIDTIEBUCKLE not customer crazy.

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  Vivek👨‍💻 (@alex_vivek_) reported 51 minutes ago

  Amazon is officially shutting down Mechanical Turk after 21 years.  When Jeff Bezos launched it in 2005, he called it "artificial artificial intelligence" a marketplace where companies paid micro-cents to real humans to complete digital tasks machines couldn't touch, like identifying objects in photos or transcribing audio.  The ironic plot twist that killed it: Researchers discovered that up to 46% of the human workers were secretly using ChatGPT and local LLMs to do the work for them.  AI was paying humans to act like computers, but the humans ended up paying AI to act like humans acting like computers. With the data feedback loop thoroughly poisoned and modern labeling platforms taking over, Amazon is pulling the plug. End of an era for the internet's weirdest gig economy.

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  oim7 (@vl507) reported 53 minutes ago

  @AmazonHelp Unfortunately, the chat link isn’t working for me and keeps showing “There was a problem with the chat.” I also can’t use the callback option because I have a Saudi phone number. Could you please provide another way to contact the Amazon UK account specialist team

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  Fool (@TheSamuraiFool) reported 54 minutes ago

  @tatsncatss I always have issues ordering books no matter where they come from, but Amazon in particular has very little care in handling them. I'm sorry it happened to you, too.

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  Amazon Help (@AmazonHelp) reported 54 minutes ago

  @Pawanpal1987Pal We've cross-checked and the link is working fine. Please copy that link to web browser and access it from there. You can also access the link from desktop (PC or laptop) web browser. Make sure to delete all cache, cookies, history from device. Logout and login to Amazon account and try to access the link. Let us know if the issue persists. As this is a social platform, we wouldn’t be able to check or access your order/account details. Please don’t provide your order/account details as we consider them to be personal information. Our page is visible to public. -Sankita

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  Kaitlyn Hammond (@HammondKait) reported 57 minutes ago

  @AmazonHelp get delivery drivers who actually follow instructions and who deliver to the CORRECT address. Thanks. Sincerely a person sick of having to track down packages because some delivery drivers are stupid.

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  Delmar Rey (@USA_Aquanaut) reported 58 minutes ago

  @EricLDaugh Not only that! The doctors over charge for everything. My Medicare had to pay $412 for a medical boot for my broken ankle. The exact same boot was $69 on Amazon.

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  Situational Fascist (@SituationFasc) reported 58 minutes ago

  @VladTheInflator Not just that, but the globalized corporatization of everything. The "trickle down economics" model and the shipping of all of our manufacturing to the third world along with over saturation of made up fields as daycare for the masses of single women. All of those contributed to the peak family lifestyle of the 1950s being replaced with, at best, a family struggling to make ends meet with two working parents, drowning in debt, in a ticky-tack suburban home with a ring camera because the welfare queen two houses down has her little burnt jellybeans steal their Amazon packages off the porch. (New American Dream)

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  Kaptain Krusty (@RandomAsparagus) reported 59 minutes ago

  @fitgirltruth @UPS @FedEx I had to chase down an Amazon driver today, she wouldn't leave a package because she thought my chickens were going to eat her. She's delivering packages in the country, there's 1300 head of cattle across the road.

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  PF (@PForever1052) reported 1 hour ago

  Amazon is a net debt company. Naturally, it's a company with a free cash flow deficit. This is the way Amazon has grown up until now, but the difference from the past is that back then, the online platform itself was so innovative and outstanding that as long as they pulled in funds through debt, they could achieve massive growth, but now, even if they pull in funds, there are way too many competitors and no significant differentiation between them, so it's questionable whether it'll go well.... Plus, if they issue corporate bonds, I think there'll be chaos with the bonds.🤔

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  David Villegas (@labsdvx) reported 1 hour ago

  @MatthewBerman @LLMJunky @bot Best use case is a chief of staff for a developer with a 5 year old going back to school. I don’t need a bot that shops on Amazon. I need one that stops me from being the middleman between GitHub and kindergarten. In the morning it checks GitHub and my email, tells me which PRs actually need me, if CI is broken, and drafts replies in my voice. Nothing goes out unless I say so. If a meeting is going to make me late for pickup, I want to know before I find out the hard way. At night it reads the kindergarten emails. Forms, supplies, allergy notes, who picks him up. One simple list. It puts the dates on the family calendar and invites my partner. It never writes to the teacher, never signs, never pays. After he is asleep I get twenty minutes. Either it quizzes me on the PR I didn’t finish, or it helps me explain whatever he asked at dinner in words a 5 year old actually gets. Grok puts it in front of me. I decide. That is the hour I want back.